Third Hand High

Merch for tournament bridge players

For people who've been in the tank.

Shirts, hats, totes and stickers about rulings, hesitations, partners and that one board. If you have to explain it, it isn't for you. Printed to order in the USA.

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  • No agreement.
  • Did you have a problem?
  • +620
  • The tempo was fine.
  • Could be short.
  • It was a cooler.
  • I didn't say a word.
  • Take the push.

New · first drop

Overheard at the table.

Tees, crewnecks, embroidered hats, totes, mugs and stickers. Printed to order in the USA.

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Pick your poison.

  • Asked by the opponents

    No agreement.

    What we tell the table. Also what we tell each other on the drive home.

  • Asked after every hesitation

    Did you have a problem?

    Since the first bidding box. Never once answered honestly.

  • Every regional, every ballroom

    It's always 64° in here.

    We made a sweatshirt. It's the only thing in the room that helps.

Blame Allocation Tee I Didn't Say a Word Tee

Partner pricing

$10 off any two.

Automatically at checkout, on any order with two or more items. One of you is going to want the matching one.

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  • Printed in the USA Made to order, at your door in 5–10 business days.
  • Misprints replaced free Anything wrong, we reprint it. No return needed.
  • Free shipping over $75 Otherwise a flat $6.95.
  • Partner pricing $10 off any two, automatically.

Why this exists

Thirty years of bridge gifts, and every one of them was clip-art.

We play duplicate. We've received the mug with the cartoon cards and the tee with the joke about trumps. The game deserved better, so we made the shirts we'd actually wear to a regional: dry jokes from the table, set in real type, in the colors of a good card room.

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